Frank looked over at Meme to ask how they could possibly hope to get to Japan, and was met by the strangest sight he had ever seen ( Read more... )

Lion Taming 101? Frank was awfully tempted. Ever since he was a little kid his most secret dream had been to run away to the circus and lead the exciting life of a knife thrower… or even a famous lion tamer ( Read more... )

Before anyone could say another word, their world came to an abrupt halt, throwing the unprepared visitors against the bars of the lion cage.

"What's going on?" Frank bleated as he helped Meme to her hooves, glancing at the Secret Agent who was peaking his head through the bars to see what had caused their vehicle to come to such a sudden stop.

"I ( Read more... )

“You see,” the lion went on to say, “unless I have missed my guess - and I hardly ever do - he is the notorious lion hustler Fernando ‘Fierce’ Felicious, renowned the world over for his inhumane treatment of my species ( Read more... )

Faced with no other choice, Meme jumped...and slipped...and tumbled into the cage full of lions!

( I can't look! )

Frank looked at Meme as though she were insane... she wanted him to JUMP?! The lion was roaring loudly below them and Frank could see it wanted nothing more than a nice delicious supper in the form of them ( Read more... )

"Well," Meme said stoically, "At least it's not snakes?"

"Don't say that!" the Secret Agent snapped. "Haven't you seen any movies ( Read more... )

( As they reached the bridge, Frank prepared to jump... )

( 'It's our adventure now, Meme!' )

( The trapdoor was high above them, but fortunately, as everyone knows, goats can jump! )